Ryanair,

[Meridian]

Just thinking further on this and I reckon the bould Mick is hoping then passengers come onto his planes with a thirst for more and sur they will duly provide them with more.

 

[mr.selfDestruct]

I think Michael O Leary is right here, I don't drink and in all honesty I just cannot understand the logic in people drinking before they get on a flight.
Unless of course they are either alcoholics or are just afraid of flying, so what say you drinkers?

Ryanair boss O'Leary calls for two-drink airport limit

Ryanair chief executive Michael O'Leary has called for alcohol limits in airports to tackle a rise in disorder on flights.

www.rte.ie

Ryanair sell loads of booze on flights. And the flight attendants spend plenty of time informing passengers of various special drink deals for spirits and mixers. But as usual with Ryanair, it's always someone else's fault.

 

[PussyinBoots]

Worst experience I had in a plane was back in 2006. In Cunnilingus flights you could still swerve your seat back to fuck. I was on my laptop and some prick on a stag shoved it right back into my face and caused the laptop to shut! His friend told him but your man just shrugged and went to sleep

I guess if that's the worst thing that ever happened I'm doing well.

 

[outdagap]

Speaking of songs, I bet Sandra got a little bit in the sun.

Gasp !

 

[Ghoti]

I was on a plane to London a few years ago, and there was this obnoxious City Boy type in a cheap suit harrassing the stewardess, probably heading back from a stag. "Awright, lahv. 'Ah's abaht anuvvah Red Bull an' voddie ven, lahv?"

I've never come across that breed of upjumped prick over here. We have enough of our own pricks, but I hope I'm communicating the very specifically English flavour of this one. It made me come over all republican.

 

[PussyinBoots]

"Awright, lahv. 'Ah's abaht anuvvah Red Bull an' voddie ven, lahv?"

LMAO

 

[Dogwide]

I was on a plane to London a few years ago, and there was this obnoxious City Boy type in a cheap suit harrassing the stewardess, probably heading back from a stag. "Awright, lahv. 'Ah's abaht anuvvah Red Bull an' voddie ven, lahv?"

I've never come across that breed of upjumped prick over here. We have enough of our own pricks, but I hope I'm communicating the very specifically English flavour of this one. It made me come over all republican.

I'd say Soundy didn't like that mess on him one jot.

 

[Crisp Sandwich]

Sounds like the inspiration for a popular Christmas song.

"Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"?

 

[Meridian]

Good, this is a great move ;

Ryanair seeks €15k in damages from disruptive passenger

Ryanair has said a civil action filed against a passenger is part of a zero-tolerance policy on unruly behaviour on its aircraft and it warned it will not be the last time it sues somebody for causing disruption.

www.rte.ie

 

[Crankycorner]

One crib I have with Ryanair is that their inflight announcements can be very hard to understand at times. My hearing isn’t the best and to have someone with not great pronunciation of English doing in flight announcements means I rarely hear what they’re saying. Aer Lingus are far better.