Rooney caught offside

[Linden Arden]

Oh Wayne, oh Wayne. The DUI will be the least of your worries after 4 months pregnant Colleen "jets" back from Spain to ask what you were doing driving a blonde home in a VW Beetle. A Beetle ffs. ?

 

[blackie]

He does the gentlemanly thing and this is what he gets .

 

[greengrass]

He does the gentlemanly thing and this is what he gets .

This guy is no gentleman.

 

[Rebel CNC]

Picked a classy girl too. She waited almost 12 hours before selling her story.

 

[Róisín_Rua]

At least it wasn't (another) senior hooker!!

 

[Crayons O'Neil]

Rooney and her engaged in a bit of banter.

 

[Lapsy Pa]

Some lad.

Wait until he retires from club football. He'll be dead within a week

 

[The Lord of the Funk]

He was asking her for directions

 

[Tommy L]

What a disaster for Everton aswell, his comeback had started brilliantly, the elder statesman who was going to show the younger players the way, then this :-|.

 

[an liathroid beag]

A VW beetle FFS!