Rogby football skills translator

[BlackpoolTerrier]

Looking at the Munster game there, Lawrence Dallaglio has just said they are back in the access zone.

I'm no expert but I think it used to be called the 22.

Prime real estate is the new term Tony

 

[BlackpoolTerrier]

This girl needs to learn some rogbish

 

[cork2030]

This girl needs to learn some rogbish

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A classic by David Corkery calling Santi Carreras, a Swiss army knife.

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[Carmona]

Unfortunately, he's described as an Argentinian Swiss Army knife, and that makes very little sense even for Rogbish #

 

[BlackpoolTerrier]

Unfortunately, he's described as an Argentinian Swiss Army knife, and that makes very little sense even for Rogbish #

LOL, what would the features of an Argentinian Swiss Army knife be I wonder?
- Defo the yoke for taking stones out of horses’ hooves, for the Gauchos like
- A serrated knife for cutting steak
- A little plastic hand for re-enacting the Hand of God goal
- A cocaine spoon and mirror - in honour of the same fella
- A few extra zeros to stick on the end of your paycheck during one of the regular bouts of hyperinflation (not needed so much these days)
- A folding glass for the odd toot of Malbec
- A mini chainsaw

You’re right C., none of that much use in the rogger world …

 

[Handy Run]

LOL, what would the features of an Argentinian Swiss Army knife be I wonder?
- Defo the yoke for taking stones out of horses’ hooves, for the Gauchos like
- A serrated knife for cutting steak
- A little plastic hand for re-enacting the Hand of God goal
- A cocaine spoon and mirror - in honour of the same fella
- A few extra zeros to stick on the end of your paycheck during one of the regular bouts of hyperinflation (not needed so much these days)
- A folding glass for the odd toot of Malbec
- A mini chainsaw

You’re right C., none of that much use in the rogger world …

Oh cunt rare my friend.

Imagine the hijinks you could get up to with that little plastic hand.

 

[Iomanaíocht]

Lads, this is hilarious. Keep going please.

 

[dukeroyale]

g-thorn on second captains on tuesday. the fella who scored the third try for bath on saturday night could 1. have had a cigarette before dotting down and 2. is the fastest man in europe

the lad is a master in hyperbole. mcdevitt sometimes calls him out on it and it’s akin to girv the swerve how he sidesteps it.

i don’t watch a whole pile of rogby but g-thorn was on about this ioane kiwi lad won’t push gary ringtones out of the leinster team.

ringtones is 30 and has around 20 international tries from 70ish caps while this other fella is 28 and has over 80 international caps and over 30 tries. is this foxrock gazette in overdrive to protect their own?

 

[TonyCork80]

It's important for anyone coming from New Zealand to Leinster to try to fit in with the locals. That's why the scrum half changed his name from Dave Smith to Jameson Gibson-Pork.

Hugo seems to be the go to name for anyone who wants people to think they're Protestant at the moment so by the end of the six nations Rieko Ioane will be going by the name Hugo Fitzpatrick-O'Kennedy.

 

[TonyCork80]

Or maybe FitzGerald but only with a capital G