Rogby football skills translator

[nelly sham]

I wrong threaded it!

 

[nelly sham]

In the soccer World Cup the TV directors love picking out beautiful Brazilian supporters for lingering close ups when there’s a break in play.

The rugby equivalent is auld ones from Stillorgan with a gallon of Pinot Grigio on them.

And lads wearing player fit jerseys with beer stains on the sponsor

 

[TonyCork80]

The black knight lines up a no-arms tackle on the Tongan

 

[Kit Nichols]

In the soccer World Cup the TV directors love picking out beautiful Brazilian supporters for lingering close ups when there’s a break in play.

The rugby equivalent is auld ones from Stillorgan with a gallon of Pinot Grigio on them.

??? …..or worse, Grainne from Mullingar who works with KPMG in Dublin, thinks she is the height of sophistication drinking a barrel of Pinot noir in a French wine bar at the rugger wearing a pair of Prada shades. The problem here is Grainne has skin the colour of raw bacon, freckles the size of golf balls and comfortably three times the size of a French woman, shur God love her.

 

[TheEarlofPearl]

In the soccer World Cup the TV directors love picking out beautiful Brazilian supporters for lingering close ups when there’s a break in play.

The rugby equivalent is auld ones from Stillorgan with a gallon of Pinot Grigio on them.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1703126194340712759

 

[dukeroyale]

"He'd be welcome on a GAA pitch any day" Gordon D'Arcy on a handy kick from Mack Hansen that you'd never see in a GAA because it would be fuck all use.

a new zealand winger managed to get under and catch a box kick in the last match.

commentator: good geography by the all blacks winger.

 

[nelly sham]

a new zealand winger managed to get under and catch a box kick in the last match.

commentator: good geography by the all blacks winger.

That fella must have been a dinger at the Ordnance Survey parts of the Geography exam down there!

 

[CORKBHOY]

"Against the bomb squad next week"

Stephen Ferris

 

[nelly sham]

It's wank but that'd what they refer to themselves as. Marx is out though so , he cut the green wire.

 

[CORKBHOY]

"Against the bomb squad next week"

Stephen Ferris

Joe Molloy and some old doll pundit also referencing "the bomb squad" next week.

Wtf is the bomb squad?