Robot lawnmowers

[TheOutdoorThreadmill]

if you have that many acres thready, Husqvarna is yer only man..............they come in 4WD options now and all.

I have a ride on that I rebuilt with a DPS Sequential Turbo Kit over the Covid lockdown
Seriously though, I bought a self propelled battery mower last year, doing my bit for the environment like.

 

[Stacky]

I dont want the blinds down during the day.. the whole point of having glass at the back is so you can see the garden! Fake grass looks shite, a few neighbours have done that. Looks like I'll just have to man up and keep cutting the grass

Fake grass looks awful and only gets worse looking just like Ring_ys old doll over time as well as smelling bad and being an environmental disaster.

When the kids grow up just let them do the grass cutting?

 

[Two Pour Bore]

You need to get into "The Zone" when it comes to cutting grass. Namely, whenever you're asked to do something, you respond by saying, "Hrrmm, maybe. The grass needs to be cut though." Then you spend a few hours in the shed doing fuck all except making up various mumbo jumbo about how you're "Working on the lawnmower's flux capicator." If you're anyway good at this you can carry on such behaviour until you hit the grave or the retirement home.

 

[Rebel CNC]

Maybe the grass in my gaff just grows like stink or something but if you want it to look tidy it definitely needs to be cut every 2nd weekend at the moment

Yerrah - let it grow away on the basis you're helping the environment, going for the wilderness look!!
Plant a few wildflowers in there too for extra smug value.
Neighbours will be very impressed by your concern for the planet, albeit in reality you're just a lazy bollix!!

 

[PussyinBoots]

Lazy fucking cunts.
People who'd get these things and robot vacuum and electric scooters - lazy fuckers.
Some people want to do FUCK ALL these days.

 

[Gregory_Mike]

Lazy fucking cunts.
People who'd get these things and robot vacuum and electric scooters - lazy fuckers.
Some people want to do FUCK ALL these days.

U OK hun?

 

[PussyinBoots]

U OK hun?

I haven't been ok since my early 20s m8.
Billy Whizz is a helluva drug!

 

[PROCNA2018]

Lazy fucking cunts.
People who'd get these things and robot vacuum and electric scooters - lazy fuckers.
Some people want to do FUCK ALL these days.

Worse look at all the car drivers.......like seriously.....couldn't they walk from Ringaskiddy to town ?

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

They're the jawb, m8.
Saves me about 5-6 hours a week mowing and does a nice cut. The fact that all the clippings are going into the lawn is good for it too.

 

[Bwana_Dik]

Husqvarna FTW, have one for about 4 years now.
2 out of 3 neighbours got them after seeing mine in action.
Fuck walking after a lawnmower, it's boring and it's not exercise.