ah, i don't mind the chili peppers, don't have any interest in em but there's much worse shit out there. and they provided inspiration for some of the best neil hamburger jokes ...
How many Red Hot Chilli Peppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Well it depends on how recently they've shot up...
Did you guys hear, this was in the news, did you hear that Anthony Kiedis, the Grammy Award-winning composer of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, finally joined the mile high club.
Yeah, he raped a woman in Denver.
Did you guys know that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers are the United States' foremost supporters of the mentally disabled.
That's right. For the past 20 years, without any public fanfare, at their own expense, they have been hiring these poor souls, the mentally disabled, hiring them to design their tattoos.
What is the only thing worse than a new album by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers?
9/11.
Why did the Red Hot Chilli Peppers cross the road?
Well because they were running away from the rehab clinic.
Why are the Red Hot Chilli Peppers' veins in danger of collapsing?
Well because the band has had so many hits.
What do the Red Hot Chilli Peppers have in common with George W Bush?
Well both of them like to shoot up everything in sight.
What's the difference between the Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Harriet Taubman?
Well of course the great Harriet Taubman was a heroine to the slaves, the Red Hot Chilli Peppers are slaves to the heroin.
Why did the Red Hot Chilli Peppers go under the bridge?
Because there was a plate of shit there they wanted to jack off into.
What do you get when you cross the Red Hot Chilli Peppers with an octopus?
[Something] with eight arms to shoot up into.
What did the Red Hot Chilli Peppers do when their management informed them that they were not all happy with the band's latest tracks?
Well, they went out and bought long suede shirts.
