Pubs reopening June 29th

[jimmym]

It is my understanding that the lease for a pub on Douglas Street will be available from September 1st.

Does anyone want to go into business we me? We could embark on an exciting new chapter in Cork's pub scene.

I would be willing to go into business with you on condition i interview and hire the bar maids,

 

[MrFrisp]

Are you joking? You'd drink all the profits EnnisY.
Wouldn't get into business with you in a fit.

Go the other way about it.

Make him pay for what he drinks, and ye will make a small fortune without having to let any other customers in the door.

 

[fed up]

Thought they were in Korea?

That would be my youngest daughter Sir.

 

[Badger of Glenville]

It is my understanding that the lease for a pub on Douglas Street will be available from September 1st.

Does anyone want to go into business we me? We could embark on an exciting new chapter in Cork's pub scene.

I bid you the best of luck in your publican ventures MOE.

A really exciting opportunity to improve the quality of pubs in the Douglas Street area.

 

[Yermon]

I would be willing to go into business with you on condition i interview and hire the bar maids,

Would ya listen to Monty there la!

 

[jimmym]

Would ya listen to Monty there la!

We will call our bar Route 69

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

The Matt Locke Inn

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

I would be willing to go into business with you on condition i interview and hire the bar maids,

First question: "Any chance of a ride".

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

First question: "Any chance of a ride".

There's a certain bar in a certain German speaking capital city where they show CVs to regulars at the bar to get their opinion on if they should hire a waitress or not. They require a photo with each CV, which I think is illegal here. Certainly isn't over there though.

And the result of this? Loads of hot waitresses.

 

[Badger of Glenville]

The Matt Locke Inn

Perhaps a name such as Forty-Four or Eighty-Eight may suit to keep in style with the trendy naming practices of our new establishments!