Popular holiday destinations you think are shit

[Rebel CNC]

Which has the better shemales?

Jimmym will get back to you when he returns from Banhalla!!

 

[Chara021]

Did Barbados & St Lucia years ago , Carribbean is deffo my favourite. Went off season so the beaches are quiet and picture postcard stuff. Good food but some accomodation has the bar closed at ten so you have to venture out. Handy enough too though.
Water activities are good too.

 

[Happyhonkaman]

Yes I was in Malapascua aswell diving with the Theshor sharks, amazing experience.

Happy days

I was diving at a thresher shark cleaning station at Lombok, amazing, they pull up and the small fish come in and start eating all of the shite stuck to them. When the clean is over the feck off doing shark stuff again

Just like Shark Tale

 

[Cook My Sock]

There’s a class cable car in Köln which goes over the Rhine. It’s been safe but I nearly shat myself.

I have a video of it on my phone and you can hear the panic in my voice.

The cable car to the summit of the Zugspitze, Germany's highest mountain, is amazing.

On the summit itself are restaurants and shops.

 

[Cook My Sock]

Germany is so diverse in its architecture. I loved Köln and Nürnberg. Dresden wasn’t as nice, it’s very gothic and very Protestant.

I'd recommend Leipzig, a lively spot

 

[Hallbopping]

The cable car to the summit of the Zugspitze, Germany's highest mountain, is amazing.

On the summit itself are restaurants and shops.

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Was up there in 2005. It’s fantastic.

 

[Cook My Sock]

Was up there in 2005. It’s fantastic.

Completely new cable car setup since then...9 minute ascent

 

[Hallbopping]

Completely new cable car setup since then...9 minute ascent

Yeah I remember it being a slow train that took maybe an hour? That was to get to a short cable car.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Imagine being the workers that build these cable cars? Mad stuff altogether Ted

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

I always turned my nose up at going to Málaga.

I (wrongly) assumed that it was in the same bracket is Torremolinos*, Benalmádena etc. i.e Brits and Irish abroad but at home - Irish bars, English bars, vacuum-packed pudding and rashers, GAA jerseys as evening attire.

I went to Granada two years ago to fulfill a lifelong dream of mine. We had to fly in and out of Málaga so we tacked on 3 nights in the city after finishing up our visit to Granada.

I was 100% wrong about the place. Sure, it has it's Irish bars yadda yadda yadda but Málaga is a city of art, culture, exceptional food and wine options and some of the nicest people you could meet. For me, it ranks higher than Barcelona and Valencia. On par with Seville. But not quite as nice as Granada.

I've visited Málaga again twice since that first trip. I've always planned on retiring to France but Andalucia has turned my head.





*I took a spin to Torremolinos on my last trip to Málaga - in case my assumptions about that place were wrong too.

They were not. It is a shithole.

Spot on about Málaga.
It's a great city. Ok there are too many air b&bs now but the city has it's Spanish charm unlike the Costa. Loads of places where the staff don't speak English and the food is for locals like me . The city centre can be full of tourists but they have to go with the flow.
Depends on where you go prices wise though. However, I have it well sussed at this stage.
Granada is a wonderful city. I love it.
Sevilla is a beautiful city with cracking, beautiful girls but the Sevillanos l tend to be up their own arses about the place unlike Málaga or Granada.
Try Cádiz the next time you're here Crispy.
An absolutely brilliant city with great atmosphere and incredibly funny people.