pj coogan show

[MerchantOfEnnis]

On the days of all the major world events in the last 30 years, 911, Gulf war, Volcanic ash cloud , PJs first thought was...Will we get to Lanza?

We have Vladimir on line 1, hello Mr. president, would you consider holding off on the the nuclear missiles until I get my trip to Lanza out of the way?

 

[Mike Strutter]

Which I can’t get over because Lanza is a shithole.

Often referred to as Lanzagrotty

 

[jimmym]

Tuned in this morning to hear PJ talking about the probability that the old cork prison will be put back into use
On the line we have CNC TD Thomas Gould,
This is another attack on the northside by Feena fail and Feena gale,
PJ ..but Tommy the inmates will be locked up, Not walking around the locality,
Tommy wasnt having any of it,
On they moved to the boarded up council houses, PJ said there is some EU directive stating all houses have to come up to a certain standard,
This will include council houses, Tommy said if it was up to him as soon as one family were moving out he would have a new family parked
outside with all of their gear in a van, PJ went from mentioning the directive to saying I agree with you Tommy it is a disgrace,

 

[Hallbopping]

Tuned in this morning to hear PJ talking about the probability that the old cork prison will be put back into use
On the line we have CNC TD Thomas Gould,
This is another attack on the northside by Feena fail and Feena gale,
PJ ..but Tommy the inmates will be locked up, Not walking around the locality,
Tommy wasnt having any of it,
On they moved to the boarded up council houses, PJ said there is some EU directive stating all houses have to come up to a certain standard,
This will include council houses, Tommy said if it was up to him as soon as one family were moving out he would have a new family parked
outside with all of their gear in a van, PJ went from mentioning the directive to saying I agree with you Tommy it is a disgrace,

Tommy is the finest politician of our time. If there’s a disgrace out there our Tommy will find it.

It’s a disgrace that only Tommy does this.

Disgrace.

 

[Rebel CNC]

Tuned in this morning to hear PJ talking about the probability that the old cork prison will be put back into use
On the line we have CNC TD Thomas Gould,
This is another attack on the northside by Feena fail and Feena gale,
PJ ..but Tommy the inmates will be locked up, Not walking around the locality,
Tommy wasnt having any of it,
On they moved to the boarded up council houses, PJ said there is some EU directive stating all houses have to come up to a certain standard,
This will include council houses, Tommy said if it was up to him as soon as one family were moving out he would have a new family parked
outside with all of their gear in a van, PJ went from mentioning the directive to saying I agree with you Tommy it is a disgrace,

Tommy would be the first lad complaining when someone moved into a house with sub standard heating system or leaking pipes. "De thing is PJ, every house should be in top notch condition, it's the least the new occupants deserve - the gubbermint of Feena Fail and Feena gale are in contravention of EU directive"!!

 

[Hallbopping]

Tommy would be the first lad complaining when someone moved into a house with sub standard heating system or leaking pipes. "De thing is PJ, every house should be in top notch condition, it's the least the new occupants deserve - the gubbermint of Feena Fail and Feena gale are in contravention of EU directive"!!

And then with a straight face he’d tell PJ that the house would already be in top notch condition when the occupants moved out under SF’s new time travel construction scheme and PJ being the serious operator he is would be totally sold on this scheme.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

And then with a straight face he’d tell PJ that the house would already be in top notch condition when the occupants moved out under SF’s new time travel construction scheme and PJ being the serious operator he is would be totally sold on this scheme.

There was a woman on with Neil a few days ago, giving out about homelessness. I know her, unfortunately. She was moved out of a house in a nice estate in Frankfield just last week, and they left the place in an absolutley appalling condition. A few skips load of junk left out the front, it'd be easier for the landlord to knock the place and build it again.

I know people who lived down the road, and Ive often heard about how they were neighbours from hell. Gardai and ambulances turning up to the gaff almost daily.

This is a nice estate like, populated by people who have worked hard to buy a home, only to have the council plonk c**ts like these into the middle of them, while complaining about homelessness.

Neil covered that story but unfortunately let yer one have free reign on a one sided story.

Although tbf if she went on with PJ he probably would have just asked what her favorite ABBA song is.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

I see PJ was up in the airport this morning for the unveiling of Rory Gallagher Avenue, which he claims to have some part in getting over the line.

I'm surprised he didn't get it up in Knock Airport instead and try and claim some Mayo connection to Gallagher.

Maybe he's waiting to have a bench named after Enda Kenny or one of the runways named after Panti Bliss

 

[jimmym]

PJ says if he won the lotto he would still go to work next morning, Ya right,

 

[Hallbopping]

PJ says if he won the lotto he would still go to work next morning, Ya right,

As long as it wasn’t on the August bank holiday weekend.