pj coogan show

[jimmym]

PJ contacts Tommy and asks if he has any contacts that could take Paul for a drive out the country?
Tommy says sorry PJ those days are long gone, PJ tells Tommy that Paul despises SF, Tommy says il see what i can do.

 

[Mike Strutter]

Then PJ goes out to the carpark, but all he finds is Paul's valet polishing the front of the Bentley he is currently driving after his Rolls Royce got scratched at a golf event hosted by Cliff Richard up in Adare Manor

And Kneil in the back of it, naked and laughing away to himself smoking a big cigar

 

[jimmym]

Management summon PJ to a meeting to discuss his behaviour, They say they are putting him on gardening leave until march 16th, PJ says look thats around paddys day, Will we just say the 19th?

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

PJ contacts Tommy and asks if he has any contacts that could take Paul for a drive out the country?
Tommy says sorry PJ those days are long gone, PJ tells Tommy that Paul despises SF, Tommy says il see what i can do.

PJ suggests to Paul that they go over to London to meet some of the big wigs in the organisation. They head for a few jaaaaars before heading back to the airport, and PJ says "can I interest you in a Nurofen, Paul?"

 

[jimmym]

PJ suggests to Paul that they go over to London to meet some of the big wigs in the organisation. They head for a few jaaaaars before heading back to the airport, and PJ says "can I interest you in a Nurofen, Paul?"

Imagine Pauls horror when security at heathrow find a load of cocaine in his bag, Paul says he is baffled as the bag was in his hotel room he was sharing with PJ . He has no idea how it got there,

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Imagine Pauls horror when security at heathrow find a load of cocaine in his bag, Paul says he is baffled as the bag was in his hotel room he was sharing with PJ . He has no idea how it got there,

Paul is then escorted off the Ryanair flight, leaving PJ behind in seat 13B, while he makes his way down to the Gulfstream Private Jet that the Sultan of Brunei has chartered to get him back to Cork in time to do the weather forecast on next mornings Opinion Line

 

[Heraldo]

PJ tomorrow morning at 9:08am: “good morning Cork, well my old fan club in the PROC forums are running some stories about me and Paul Byrne, I can assure you jimmy and merchant of Ennis, that it’s all true”

“Good morning Paul, can you stand over there please?”

“Paul, you are the weakest link, goodbye”

Sounds of a trapdoor can be heard in the background.

PJ: “Ah yes, Tommy on line 1…”

 

[Pooman]

I mentioned this too before Christmas. Peej sounded like he was at death's door for a few days but hauled himself in to do the show rather than give PB another gig in his chair!!

Better not come to blows for Peej' sake - PB is third dan black belt in karate. Peej got onto level 2 once in Street Fighter down in the Tudor arcade.

He wouldn't get up the stairs of the Tudor these days.

 

[Coach and Six]

Lads, this is so incredibly niche but so fucking funny. I'd say even Peej would crack a smile.

 

[Rebel CNC]

Since he lost his seat, Mick "The Dub" Barry has been at home wondering who Peej will bring on instead to address concerns of Northsiders going forward.

Turns on the radio this am

Peej "Welcome back Cllr Noel O' Flynn"

Noelie "Sound PJ boy, sure tis great to be back like"

Mick B "Ah Jaysus".

Mick goes back to bed!!