olympic torch is running by my house

[RutlandStreet]

Sanders get the chariots of fire theme tune on your ipod and run alongside them.
Live the dream (probably not your dream) for a few brief seconds before you get a stitch and collapse in a heap.

You're so horrible to poor Steve

 

[CHANCE]

This fella gozzy?...

Could you imagine, heh heh heh, it would be memorable anyway.

I'd have thought he would have been given a holiday free of charge to the isle of wight or some other secure hotel or deported.

 

[Goats]

A red light just appeared on the 'action now' board in MI5 headquarters. I'd go to ground awhile if I were you mate. And pronto.

 

[CHANCE]

A red light just appeared on the 'action now' board in MI5 headquarters. I'd go to ground awhile if I were you mate. And pronto.

Me ?

 

[Goats]

Me ?

No. The OP. I'm kidding but I'm sure MI5 is monitoring the net. Security will be extremely tight.

 

[sunbabe08]

A rather elaborate proposal there biy. She'll be over the moon with you

 

[macuísle]

First googlemaps now this.

You really are the center of the universe aren't you steve? help us.

 

[What Goes Up]

 

[Hordes'a'Fopperies]

Sanders get the chariots of fire theme tune on your ipod and run alongside them.
Live the dream (probably not your dream) for a few brief seconds before you get a stitch and collapse in a heap.

This is the best thing in this thread... By a long way...