Old sayings that need updating.

[sigourney's knickers]

Eat your greens.

They'll put extra nipples on your chest.













It's all fun and games until someone loses an iPad.










A bird in the hand is worth a fine and suspended sentence.






If it ain't broke ....buy a new one anyway.

 

[Hallbopping]

Eat your greens.

They'll put extra nipples on your chest.













It's all fun and games until someone loses an iPad.










A bird in the hand is worth a fine and suspended sentence.






If it ain't broke ....buy a new one anyway.

The chaotic spacing ads to a quality thread.








Brilliant stuff Siggy.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Don't count your chickens...



... until you've tested them for bird flu.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Worse things happen at Sea World.

 

[andtherestinjellys]

When I was your age I had to travel 100 yards in an oversized car that my mam could barely drive to school

 

[hemlock666]

A spurt in the hand is worth two in the bush.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Well, I'll identify as a monkey's Uncle.

 

[Pooman]

A spurt in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Version for teenage boys:
"A spurt in the hand is safer than two in the bush".

 

[sigourney's knickers]

A stitch in time is a wormhole.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

The squeaky wheel ... fails the NCT.