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My elite naturist resort.

I have of late set up a nudist resort in the Southern Hemisphere. I will not divulge the location but there is no need as it will be an exclusive club. Nudist holidays have come a long way in recent years and at my resort you will not see out of shape bodies, flabby buttocks or drooping breasts. Glorious all year round sun plus sandy beaches, glamorous hostesses and beautiful people can all be expected.
Toss Pot
 
I have of late set up a nudist resort in the Southern Hemisphere. I will not divulge the location but there is no need as it will be an exclusive club. Nudist holidays have come a long way in recent years and at my resort you will not see out of shape bodies, flabby buttocks or drooping breasts. Glorious all year round sun plus sandy beaches, glamorous hostesses and beautiful people can all be expected.
I see that you keep a loophole for yourself so you can actually be there

No drooping breasts but you leave out small willies
 
I have of late set up a nudist resort in the Southern Hemisphere. I will not divulge the location but there is no need as it will be an exclusive club. Nudist holidays have come a long way in recent years and at my resort you will not see out of shape bodies, flabby buttocks or drooping breasts. Glorious all year round sun plus sandy beaches, glamorous hostesses and beautiful people can all be expected.
Not another aquarium…
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