My elite naturist resort.

[Greed is Good]

I have of late set up a nudist resort in the Southern Hemisphere. I will not divulge the location but there is no need as it will be an exclusive club. Nudist holidays have come a long way in recent years and at my resort you will not see out of shape bodies, flabby buttocks or drooping breasts. Glorious all year round sun plus sandy beaches, glamorous hostesses and beautiful people can all be expected.

 

[Handy Run]

Glad to see you're keeping busy GreedY m8

 

[Greed is Good]

Glad to see you're keeping busy GreedY m8

I am always busy. Nothing comes of idleness.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I am always busy. Nothing comes of idleness.

The Devil makes work for idle hands.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Go for it.

 

[RizzlaRebel]

I thought Epstein committed suicide

 

[Greed is Good]

I thought Epstein committed suicide

What on earth are you talking about?

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

I have of late set up a nudist resort in the Southern Hemisphere. I will not divulge the location but there is no need as it will be an exclusive club. Nudist holidays have come a long way in recent years and at my resort you will not see out of shape bodies, flabby buttocks or drooping breasts. Glorious all year round sun plus sandy beaches, glamorous hostesses and beautiful people can all be expected.

So Mrs Greedy is barred before it even opens?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Nudist colonies.

I wish Greedy the finest of luck. Mark it well.

I used to go to a beach called Shellness.

Isle of Sheppy. A unique beach. It had sand.

There was a separation... Walk in but not more than 100 metres. That's where kinky stuff happened in the sand dunes.

Quite a sight seeing naked men wrestling in the distance.

Sat doing a crossword in my apportioned fat of the land. Dogs, my bestest friends were with me.

A Chinese family strolled in front of me.. Heading right down the beach. Looked like a newly wed couple that worked hard and saved enough to transport their parents. To see their new life.

Now... My Cantonese is a missive so I hand palmed that it was a bad path they were on.

No joy.

They turned back with hand movements indicating that all was naked in shock.



I threw my hands up in the air.

 

[Greed is Good]

So Mrs Greedy is barred before it even opens?

My wife is a former model and is stunningly beautiful.