Mutt help

[Happyhonkaman]

I’m coming under savage pressure from the kids and I have no doubt that the missus is quietly encouraging them on the sly so I’m going to have to give in and get a mutt soon

I don’t have any love for dogs, none

We had a few dogs at home and the old man used treat them like more kids so you couldn’t sit down without the fucking things annoying you for a bit of what you were eating, or drinking your cup of tea if you took your eye off it

If the fuckin thing eats the leg of my furniture, or pisses on the rug I bought last year, or any of that stuff things are going to end badly. If it digs holes in my garden it will be put into one of them

Walking a dog won’t be a problem, the missus does 5 or 6km every morning, she can drag it round the loop

So what kind of dog should I get? Some of them little things you’d see grown men walking would make you laugh at them but I don’t want a big yoke around the house either

Help a brother out PROC

 

[Donald Trump]

Who doesn’t like dogs?

Jesus Honky, I’m disappointed.

I recommend a pit bull. Slap it in the face a few times.

They love that.

 

[Donald Trump]

On a serious note, get something that doesn’t shed unless you want to spend an hour a day vacuuming :sad:

A friend of mine has a labradoodle and she says he’s a great temperament with the kids. Costs a few quid for grooming mind.

Don’t get a Kerry blue. Those fuckers are nasty.

 

[Happyhonkaman]

Who doesn’t like dogs?

Jesus Honky, I’m disappointed.

I recommend a pit bull. Slap it in the face a few times.

They love that.

I’ve enough of shit in my life without a garden full of dog shit

and why anyone would sign up for picking up steaming hot dog shit off the ground is beyond me

 

[Happyhonkaman]

On a serious note, get something that doesn’t shed unless you want to spend an hour a day vacuuming :sad:

A friend of mine has a labradoodle and she says he’s a great temperament with the kids. Costs a few quid for grooming mind.

Don’t get a Kerry blue. Those fuckers are nasty.

I thought you were taking the piss so I googled it! How much would one of them cost?

 

[Lostmeringtopaddypower]

Who doesn’t like dogs?

Jesus Honky, I’m disappointed.

I recommend a pit bull. Slap it in the face a few times.

They love that.

It's like this, KD:

Dogs cannot wipe their holes.

And then people have them on the sofa with them.

You're sitting and eating in dog shit.

 

[Donald Trump]

I’ve enough of shit in my life without a garden full of dog shit

and why anyone would sign up for picking up steaming hot dog shit off the ground is beyond me

Because dogs are fucking awesome.

 

[Donald Trump]

It's like this, KD:

Dogs cannot wipe their holes.

And then people have them on the sofa with them.

You're sitting and eating in dog shit.

Jesus Christ, am I surrounded by dog haters?

Go read about how dog owners get sick less, have lower blood pressure, live longer etc.

Dogs are the dogs bollocks

I’m suspicious of anyone who does not like dogs.

 

[Steamed Hams]

Keep your eye on donedeal and get a pup off a farm.

Thats what I did.

 

[Happyhonkaman]

It's like this, KD:

Dogs cannot wipe their holes.

And then people have them on the sofa with them.

You're sitting and eating in dog shit.

There it is

Gawk