Meanwhile, in America…..

[Dr. Aaoouh]

Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store — Guardian US

Police responded to reports of gunfire at store in town of Scottsbluff, and found the culprit to be a dog

apple.news

Of course.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Oh Gawd... I'll bite.





Was it a Schnauzer?

 

[Carmona]

Guns don't kill people. Dogs kill people.

 

[Carmona]

Also of course, A good dog with a gun can take out a bad dog with a gun.


Was this one a lone wolf, I wonder?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Also of course, A good dog with a gun can take out a bad dog with a gun.


Was this one a lone wolf, I wonder?

Boom boom!

 

[outdagap]

Was it a good republican dog ?

 

[Dr. Aaoouh]

Oh Gawd... I'll bite.





Was it a Schnauzer?

Go to a pub. Stand in the middle. Ask everyone if anyone wants to see your schnauzer.

If they say “is that him standing out there by the door?”


then you’ll know who can explain it.

If they say “sure mate. Whip it out”. Leave.

 

[Dr. Aaoouh]

Was it a good republican dog ?

Yes.

A Democratic dog wouldn’t have missed.