Little things that are immensely satisfying

[TheOutdoorThreadmill]

Lewis Capalldis piss take of the Club Tropicano video

Ya, fair play to the fat fuck in tighty whities

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Those videos on YouTube of cosy rooms with the rain pouring outside.

I'm watching one now which is by the sea and has a lighthouse in the distance. So nice

 

[Two Pour Bore]

Starting out the day with a nutritious breakfast then having a good lunch so you're ready to rock into the night all fuelled up but deciding come 6pm you'd rather stay home so you can go to bed with a full tummy.

 

[Roxetten]

Getting a haircut.

I had mine cut yesterday and it's taken years off me, I don't look a day over 35 if I say so myself.

 

[Pontipine]

Saturday evening balmed out in front of telly after a few pints and a chinese and leaving off another whpper of a fart and giving herself a wink and a smile

 

[jimmym]

Saturday evening balmed out in front of telly after a few pints and a chinese and leaving off another whpper of a fart and giving herself a wink and a smile

Later on she will say that is the last time ye have guests over for a chinese,

 

[Two Pour Bore]

Saturday evening balmed out in front of telly after a few pints and a chinese and leaving off another whpper of a fart and giving herself a wink and a smile

Taking the time to post this
Talking the time to read this

 

[Pontipine]

Later on she will say that is the last time ye have guests over for a chinese,

Later on she’ll be sizing me up for Sunday dinner

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

A cold watermelon

 

[Drucker]

Lewis Capalldis piss take of the Club Tropicano video

“I hope you like the song. If not, that’s fine too, but come on to fuck, I’ve heard some of the shite that’s been big over the last few years and it’s got to be a wee bit better than some of that,” Capaldi said following the release of the single.

“I’ll leave you with a quote from my mother: ‘It’s not the best song I’ve ever heard, but I do like it’.”