Little things that are immensely satisfying

[Cormac]

How I yearn for the days of flicking through the German channels on the old Sky box in a desperate bid to see some boobs.
7, 9,10 through 18 and repeat.
Every now and then the gods would gift you with a bit of bush and Jesus, it's what I imagine winning the lotto must feel like.

Fast forward a few decades and now I spend half the time flopping it around like one of those inflatable floppy mascots you would see outside car dealerships in the US just to amuse myself.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

How I yearn for the days of flicking through the German channels on the old Sky box in a desperate bid to see some boobs.
7, 9,10 through 18 and repeat.
Every now and then the gods would gift you with a bit of bush and Jesus, it's what I imagine winning the lotto must feel like.

Fast forward a few decades and now I spend half the time flopping it around like one of those inflatable floppy mascots you would see outside car dealerships in the US just to amuse myself.

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That's you that is...

 

[Heraldo]

How I yearn for the days of flicking through the German channels on the old Sky box in a desperate bid to see some boobs.
7, 9,10 through 18 and repeat.
Every now and then the gods would gift you with a bit of bush and Jesus, it's what I imagine winning the lotto must feel like.

Fast forward a few decades and now I spend half the time flopping it around like one of those inflatable floppy mascots you would see outside car dealerships in the US just to amuse myself.

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Aaah yes, those were the days

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

My writing will be on the radio tomorrow.

 

[Colonel Lee Fields]

My writing will be on the radio tomorrow.

Thats cool

 

[King Silkbeard]

My writing will be on the radio tomorrow.

That is brilliant.

 

[Cormac]

Dad joke to my 6yo..


6yo: There's something in my shoe!

Me: That's your foot..

6yo computes this for 4/5 seconds before bursting out laughing.



Nice way to start the day.

 

[leesider]

Dad joke to my 6yo..


6yo: There's something in my shoe!

Me: That's your foot..

6yo computes this for 4/5 seconds before bursting out laughing.



Nice way to start the day.

I’ve always been telling the young fella, a little younger than yours, that I know everything, makes him think twice about fibbing.

A couple of days ago he asked me a question about dinosaurs, I said “I don’t know”, so he was there “but dad you said you know everything”, to which I replied “yeah but I know I don’t know”…….the cogs are still turning on that one!

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I’ve always been telling the young fella, a little younger than yours, that I know everything, makes him think twice about fibbing.

A couple of days ago he asked me a question about dinosaurs, I said “I don’t know”, so he was there “but dad you said you know everything”, to which I replied “yeah but I know I don’t know”…….the cogs are still turning on that one!

It was then that Joey realised his father was Donald Rumsfeld.

 

[leesider]

It was then that Joey realised his father was Donald Rumsfeld.

Forget that now and go back to it being something you don’t know that you don’t know!