Little things that are immensely satisfying

[Cormac]

My ex Mrs told me yesterday that if she didn’t know my family she’d think I was a German spy.

Make of that what you will.

Uhm ya dat is gewd

 

[Cormac]

Does wanking get more difficult as you get older?

More of a chore.
Like having to take out the bins.

 

[leesider]

More of a chore.
Like having to take out the bins.

The trick is speed so its like taking out the dirty bins very very fast but they have to very very dirty!

 

[Chara021]

My ex Mrs told me yesterday that if she didn’t know my family she’d think I was a German spy.

Make of that what you will.

And are you?

 

[Hallbopping]

And are you?

I don’t order piano wire for my musical interests.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

My ex Mrs told me yesterday that if she didn’t know my family she’d think I was a German spy.

Make of that what you will.

One of my former colleagues correctly pointed out that I'd be the worst spy ever.

I'd be posting selfies of myself on my missions and throwing up Facebook posts like "just in Moscow for a few days ago, can't say why but if you know you know"

 

[King Silkbeard]

The embassies are full of spies so if you work in them you probable are one.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Does wanking get more difficult as you get older?

Everything gets more difficult!!

 

[Handy Run]

Everything gets more difficult!!

Ya but especially wanking.

The depths I've scoured for new material... followed by the post wank shame of closing 30 incognito tabs

 

[Chara021]

I don’t order piano wire for my musical interests.

I don’t get it.
You’re referencing is very obscure this evening lol