Little things that are immensely satisfying

[Lee Bushwacker]

So basically being an asshole.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

You have a woman's legs my lord!

I'll wager those are legs that have never been sliced clean off by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before your very eyes.

Brilliant.

Just brilliant.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Deleting the Ryanair App.

I don't fly with them out of principle but had no choice a few days ago, and they make you download their shit app if you want to show a mobile boarding pass. The process of checking in on the thing is a nightmare. How did these jokers ever become the biggest airline in Europe?

Anyway its deleted now. Back to Lufthansa and Swiss for EnnisY.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Very high. This obscene cycle will have to stop.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I managed to manipulate a guy I've known about a year and a half that I was born in Uganda but still remained white.
Fecking laughs winding him up

 

[jimmym]

I managed to manipulate a guy I've known about a year and a half that I was born in Uganda but still remained white.
Fecking laughs winding him up

kerry teacher asks his class, where is uganda? young fella answers...he is down listowel with me grandma,

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

kerry teacher asks his class, where is uganda? young fella answers...he is down listowel with me grandma,

Similarly, my daughter was arrested last week for burning the neighbour's house down. But it was arson.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Ordered a load of curry

 

[Harry Boyle]

Similarly, my daughter was arrested last week for burning the neighbour's house down. But it was arson.

eh?

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Arson, 'our son'....