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Little things that are immensely satisfying

MerchantOfEnnis said:
I met a guy earlier called Martin, who's a lawyer in Vienna.

He'd be regular #1 in the pub I used work in, and years ago gave me huge help when I was having trouble with a landlord, and he wouldn't let me pay.

At that stage I'd pretty much dropped out of college, and I was so jealous of the life he was living. He used always order a steak sandwich, which was one of the things we weren't allowed have as a staff meal. One evening anyway I went to the chef myself and asked could I have a steak sandwich, and he gave me one. I sat down eating it and decided I was going to call UCC the next day and see if they'd let me finish my degree. They moved heaven and earth to make it happen, and now I have my degree, and a Masters on top of it.

So to meet this guy again was amazing. I owe him an awful lot and he has no idea.
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Serendipity
 
à few weeks back i was working in a spice factory (no, not that spice!).

when we finished up the job we had to do one of the bosses came over to me and gave me a little tub of spice mix. he said the stuff they blend is on a commercial scale but they sometimes fuck around and come up their own meat rubs (not that meat rub, jimmy RIP) amd this was one he made up. he said it’d go with anything.

anyway, i just put it on some mince with pasta. ho lee fock!

it was a little spice mix but immensely satisfying.
 
Hallbopping said:
I saw a wan running down the Mall earlier with her tits bouncing around as she rushed to wherever she was going.

There is no way she didn’t notice me looking.
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i was walking down grand parade years ago just passing the q park as i was heading for daunts square. some wan was walking with her child in the opposite direction. the child took off running just as a car was exiting the car park. i ran to stop the child and she ran to stop the child and the car just completely stopped, thank god.

anyway, as she was bending down to pick up little mary one of her tits flopped out beyond her t-shirt.

“oops!” she said. “sorry about that”.

glad to be of help, said i.

i’m not sure what the driver said.
 
dukeroyale said:
i was walking down grand parade years ago just passing the q park as i was heading for daunts square. some wan was walking with her child in the opposite direction. the child took off running just as a car was exiting the car park. i ran to stop the child and she ran to stop the child and the car just completely stopped, thank god.

anyway, as she was bending down to pick up little mary one of her tits flopped out beyond her t-shirt.

“oops!” she said. “sorry about that”.

glad to be of help, said i.

i’m not sure what the driver said.
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Why does something like that never happen to me.
 
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