Little things that are immensely satisfying

[Yermon]

And just like clockwork when I’m in the office, I’ve taken a mini break after lunch where I spend 15 minutes on the bog scrolling PROC.

That's a euphemism isn't it you dirty w@nk*r!

 

[Hallbopping]

That's a euphemism isn't it you dirty w@nk*r!

Some PROC posters are hard to resist.

 

[Bunk]

€60 business class upgrades on long haul flights.

Result.

 

[King Silkbeard]

Had Scottish McVities chocolate biscuits earlier than later French Baguette, a very 6 Nations Saturday cuisine.

 

[Hallbopping]

I just asked my little man ‘is your Dad old’.

Quick as a tack he replied ‘no, Nana is very old’.

How do I work this into a conversation with my mother?

 

[Bunk]

Arriving in Cork after 24+ hours travelling.

Can't bait it.

 

[Gregory_Mike]

I just asked my little man ‘is your Dad old’.

Quick as a tack he replied ‘no, Nana is very old’.

How do I work this into a conversation with my mother?

Go back and have the conversation again with a wooden spoon in your hand and tell him Nana has an even bigger wooden spoon waiting for him.

 

[Hallbopping]

Go back and have the conversation again with a wooden spoon in your hand and tell him Nana has an even bigger wooden spoon waiting for him.

I don’t know what I gave him yesterday but he’s hyper.

Maybe my mother would hit me on the head with said spoon and knock me out for a while.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

My new profile. Setting the standards

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

The local tranny is down in the local pub, and sitting at a table with a few of the local women.

The tranny is dressed to the max, in the way we all want women to be dressed, while the real women are dressed as normal women do on a Sunday evening, in jeans and hoodies etc. The tranny has her hair done, jewellery on, makeup in place, and probably getting a few pints in before watching the Oscars with a bottle of gin.

If push came to shove and a ride with one of them was on offer, I'd go for the tranny based on her outfit alone.

Am I gay?

Answers on the back of a postcard please. Either way, I am immensely satisfied by her outfit. Or his outfit. Era whatever it is.