Little things that are immensely satisfying

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Found a nice pastafarian in Marks I've been a muchin

 

[BillyMorganRuinedMyLife]

When you’ve a bank of light switches & they all line up (either all pressed in at the top or at the bottom)

#symmetry

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Just had unexpected full sex including rimming. Now I'm cracking open a beer and watching a documentary about the Nazis.

This was one of the good days

Talk to me again when it's 9am and my boss is screaming at me via MS Teams.

 

[Hallbopping]

Just had unexpected full sex including rimming. Now I'm cracking open a beer and watching a documentary about the Nazis.

This was one of the good days

Talk to me again when it's 9am and my boss is screaming at me via MS Teams.

Well if this your answer to his ‘how was your weekend’ question then I can understand his screaming.

 

[omar]

Talk to me again when it's 9am and my boss is screaming at me via MS Teams

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Just had unexpected full sex including rimming. Now I'm cracking open a beer and watching a documentary about the Nazis.

This was one of the good days

Talk to me again when it's 9am and my boss is screaming at me via MS Teams.

What was his name?
I'm not sure I like being rimmed but at this stage I wouldn't complain

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Time for my 4th wank of the day

 

[Hallbopping]

Time for my 4th wank of the day

Were any of the previous 3 on a work teams call?

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Were any of the previous 3 on a work teams call?

No, I never wank on the clock

I didn't go to college to find a job I could masterbate in

 

[Happyhonkaman]

I was walking down a stairs in a train station this morning and an elderly little asian man stopped kind of suddenly and swung around, I was wondering what was up so kept an eye on him.. he flung his right foot up about 4 steps so he was doing something not far short of the splits uphill, and proceeded to tie his lace like that!

I'd say he was 5 feet max, and carrying a little pudge but had the flexibility of Jackie Chan, he must still be training daily - never judge a book by the cover and all that!