Lamine Yamal - Mini Messi

[J.R.R. hartley]

Could he do it in a Castleview v Temple utd derby on a cold sunday morning while been marked by an absolute psycho?

Could he f*ck.

 

[Cloudy O'Ranieri]

Could he do it in a Castleview v Temple utd derby on a cold sunday morning while been marked by an absolute psycho?

Patsy would have chopped him in two. He wouldn't even need an ambulance, but a body bag instead.

 

[jimmym]

In a spot of bother for hiring Dwarfes to perform at his birthday party,

 

[Philby]

In a spot of bother for hiring Dwarfes to perform at his birthday party,

False alarm. Someone papped Lisandro Martinez at the party and the tabloids got the wrong end of the stick

 

[Philby]

"Eh, that's a bit specific. Can you not just say I have a knock?"

https://twitter.com/x/status/1966835139218207226

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

Bi

"Eh, that's a bit specific. Can you not just say I have a knock?"

https://twitter.com/x/status/1966835139218207226

Bit of penicillin, be grand.

 

[Cloudy O'Ranieri]

Bi

Bit of penicillin, be grand.

For crabs? That seems a bit extreme?

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

"Eh, that's a bit specific. Can you not just say I have a knock?"

https://twitter.com/x/status/1966835139218207226

Or "a rap in the nuts".

 

[jimmym]

He could be suffering from Ostitis pubis, I suffered from that two years ago, Wear and tear from running, Lamine if you are reading this
drop me a PM, I will advise you on treatment

 

[Cloudy O'Ranieri]

He could be suffering from Ostitis pubis, I suffered from that two years ago, Wear and tear from running, Lamine if you are reading this
drop me a PM, I will advise you on treatment

Used to get that a while back when I was playing five a side a couple of times a week. Uncomfortable enough alright.

Who woulda thunk flogging the shit out of this teenage prodigy would lead to wear and tear though? Astounding stuff.