Judge Martin Nolan

Swim nappies only hold solids.

Remember this the next time you see a baby swim class in a pool...

You do know there are some swimming pools in peoples' houses that are privately owned by adults who have their own toilet facilities if ever they feel the urge to go to the toilet don't you?

Perhaps you meant to say a lot of public pools, especially those where swim nappies have been worn, have a high proportion of piss in them rather than your
"every swimming pool is full of piss. All of them."
claim.
 
You do know there are some swimming pools in peoples' houses that are privately owned by adults who have their own toilet facilities if ever they feel the urge to go to the toilet don't you?

Perhaps you meant to say a lot of public pools, especially those where swim nappies have been worn, have a high proportion of piss in them rather than your
"every swimming pool is full of piss. All of them."
claim.
To quote the late great Naff, you'd bore a tamagotchi.... ?
 
I've heard teens in Blarney used to go up to Blarney stone, pee on it and then laugh at people kissing the piss. Might be urban legend too.
 
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