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<blockquote data-quote="chipsncheese" data-source="post: 4855" data-attributes="member: 158"><p>></p><p>> A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job. The</p><p>> interviewer asks</p><p>> him "are you a veteran?" The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I</p><p>> served two</p><p>> tours in Vietnam." "Good," says the interviewer, "that counts in</p><p>> your</p><p>> favour." Do you have any service-related disabilities?</p><p>> The guy says, "in fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an</p><p>> explosion</p><p>> removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it</p><p>> doesn't affect my</p><p>> ability to work though." Sorry to hear about the damage, but I</p><p>> have some</p><p>> good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours</p><p>> are from 8</p><p>> to 4. Come on in about 10 and we'll get you started. " The guy</p><p>> says, "if</p><p>> working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at</p><p>> 10?" "Well,</p><p>> here at the Government, we don't do anything but sit around and</p><p>> scratch our</p><p>> balls for the first two hours. No point of you coming in for</p><p>> that."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chipsncheese, post: 4855, member: 158"] > > A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job. The > interviewer asks > him "are you a veteran?" The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I > served two > tours in Vietnam." "Good," says the interviewer, "that counts in > your > favour." Do you have any service-related disabilities? > The guy says, "in fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an > explosion > removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it > doesn't affect my > ability to work though." Sorry to hear about the damage, but I > have some > good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours > are from 8 > to 4. Come on in about 10 and we'll get you started. " The guy > says, "if > working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come at > 10?" "Well, > here at the Government, we don't do anything but sit around and > scratch our > balls for the first two hours. No point of you coming in for > that." [/QUOTE]
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