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<blockquote data-quote="chipsncheese" data-source="post: 4665" data-attributes="member: 158"><p>>>At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Limerick</p><p>>>bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few</p><p>>>beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man</p><p>>>walks in and sits eside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the</p><p>>>gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say</p><p>>>something to the big man. Leaning over, he cups his</p><p>>>huge ear. "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers. At</p><p>>>this, the massive Munsterman leaps up with fire in his</p><p>>>eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him off</p><p>>>the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of</p><p>>>the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the</p><p>>>car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had</p><p>>>happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over</p><p>>>another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says."Just what</p><p>>>did he say to you?" I'm not sure" the big Limerick man replies." </p><p>>>Something about a job."</p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>>Q. If you see a Limerick man on a bicycle, why should</p><p>>>you never swerve to hit him?</p><p>>></p><p>>>A: It might be your bicycle</p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>>Q: What do you call a Limerick man in a three-bed</p><p>>>semi?</p><p>>></p><p>>>A: A burglar</p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>>Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Limerick?</p><p>>></p><p>>>A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a</p><p>>>virgin</p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>>Q: What's the difference between a man from Limerick</p><p>>>and a coconut?</p><p>>></p><p>>>A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut</p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>>Q: What do you say to a Limerick man in a uniform?</p><p>>></p><p>>>A: Big Mac and fries please</p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>>Q: What's the first question at a Limerick pub quiz</p><p>>>night ?</p><p>>></p><p>>>A: What you looking at?</p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>>Q: What do you call a native of Limerick in a White</p><p>>>Shellsuit ?</p><p>>></p><p>>>A: The Bride</p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>></p><p>>>Q: Why does a river run through Limerick?</p><p>>></p><p>>>A: Because if it walked, it would probably get mugged</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chipsncheese, post: 4665, member: 158"] >>At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Limerick >>bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few >>beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man >>walks in and sits eside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the >>gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say >>something to the big man. Leaning over, he cups his >>huge ear. "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers. At >>this, the massive Munsterman leaps up with fire in his >>eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him off >>the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of >>the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the >>car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had >>happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over >>another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says."Just what >>did he say to you?" I'm not sure" the big Limerick man replies." >>Something about a job." >> >> >> >>Q. If you see a Limerick man on a bicycle, why should >>you never swerve to hit him? >> >>A: It might be your bicycle >> >> >> >>Q: What do you call a Limerick man in a three-bed >>semi? >> >>A: A burglar >> >> >> >>Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Limerick? >> >>A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a >>virgin >> >> >> >>Q: What's the difference between a man from Limerick >>and a coconut? >> >>A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut >> >> >> >>Q: What do you say to a Limerick man in a uniform? >> >>A: Big Mac and fries please >> >> >> >>Q: What's the first question at a Limerick pub quiz >>night ? >> >>A: What you looking at? >> >> >> >>Q: What do you call a native of Limerick in a White >>Shellsuit ? >> >>A: The Bride >> >> >> >>Q: Why does a river run through Limerick? >> >>A: Because if it walked, it would probably get mugged [/QUOTE]
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