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<blockquote data-quote="chipsncheese" data-source="post: 4664" data-attributes="member: 158"><p>To prepare for his big date, the young man went on top of the roof</p><p>of his apartment building in order to get a little color for himself.</p><p>Not</p><p>wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.</p><p>Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and</p><p>managed to get sunburned on his "tool". Being very determined, the young</p><p></p><p>man decided not to miss his date because it was with a hot blonde. So,</p><p>he</p><p>put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze, feeling this</p><p>should resolve his painful situation. The blonde showed up for the date</p><p>at</p><p>his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home-cooked dinner,</p><p>after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the</p><p>movie, however, the young man's sunburned member started acting up.</p><p>After</p><p>several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused. A friend</p><p>had</p><p>told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain so he</p><p>went</p><p>to the kitchen, and poured a tall, cold glass of milk. He then placed</p><p>his</p><p>sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief. The</p><p>blonde,</p><p>however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to find</p><p>him with his "Johnson" immersed in a glass of milk. With a look of</p><p>understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So, THAT'S how you load those</p><p>things".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chipsncheese, post: 4664, member: 158"] To prepare for his big date, the young man went on top of the roof of his apartment building in order to get a little color for himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get sunburned on his "tool". Being very determined, the young man decided not to miss his date because it was with a hot blonde. So, he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze, feeling this should resolve his painful situation. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man's sunburned member started acting up. After several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused. A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain so he went to the kitchen, and poured a tall, cold glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to find him with his "Johnson" immersed in a glass of milk. With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So, THAT'S how you load those things". [/QUOTE]
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