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<blockquote data-quote="chipsncheese" data-source="post: 4522" data-attributes="member: 158"><p>Can you see the moral in this tale? </p><p>> </p><p>>I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and</p><p>so we </p><p>>decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my</p><p>friends </p><p>>encouraged me and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one</p><p>thing </p><p>>bothering me very much indeed and that one thing was her younger</p><p>sister. My </p><p>>prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini</p><p>skirts </p><p>>and low-cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near</p><p>me and I </p><p>>got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate.</p><p>She </p><p>>never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister</p><p>called </p><p>>and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was</p><p>alone </p><p>>when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and</p><p>desires for me </p><p>>that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She</p><p>told me </p><p>>that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married</p><p>and </p><p>>committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't</p><p>say a </p><p>>word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want to</p><p>go </p><p>>ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen</p><p>in </p><p>>shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top</p><p>she </p><p>>pulled down her panties and tossed them down to me. I stood there</p><p>for a </p><p>>moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened</p><p>the door </p><p>>and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My</p><p>future </p><p>>father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged</p><p>me and </p><p>>said, "We are so happy that you have passed our little test. We</p><p>couldn't ask </p><p>>for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral</p><p>of </p><p>>this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chipsncheese, post: 4522, member: 158"] Can you see the moral in this tale? > >I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we >decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends >encouraged me and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing >bothering me very much indeed and that one thing was her younger sister. My >prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts >and low-cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I >got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She >never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called >and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone >when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me >that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me >that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and >committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a >word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want to go >ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in >shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she >pulled down her panties and tossed them down to me. I stood there for a >moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door >and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future >father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and >said, "We are so happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask >for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of >this story is: always keep your condoms in your car. [/QUOTE]
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