Jokes thread......

[Handy Run]

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Harsh.

Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games We got everything you want honey, we know the names.

We are the people that can find whatever you may need.

Seems sound enough to me tbh m8.

On a more serious note, "welcome to jungle baby, you gonna die" was a warning a young scrawny rose was given after arriving into LA on a bus.

A miracle the cunt is alive to this day. A right prick's prick.

 

[markyboy]

As he’s in town.

A sick man visits a doctor. The doctor runs a few tests, and comes back to the patient saying "Well, it looks like you have Tom Jones disease".

The man asks, "Tom Jones disease? Never heard of it, is it common?"

The doctor replies, "It's Not Unusual".

 

[Meridian]

 

[the fisherman]

new band out called "prevention".. they're better than " the cure".

 

[Drucker]

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

 

[sigourney's knickers]

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Is that you taking her up the rough?

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Is that you taking her up the rough?

Excuse me? I Don't think you know me at all

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Excuse me? I Don't think you know me at all

Beaker.

Me me... Me me me me, me me

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Beaker.

Me me... Me me me me, me me

I actually love that guy