Jokes thread......

Oldie but Corny

3 pieces of twine outside of an early-hours pub all gasping for a drink
"This place doesn't serve the likes of us" says one but they decide to try anyway
First goes in and the barman says "Are you a piece of twine?"
"Yes I am"
"Get out, we don't serve pieces of twine in here"
Next one goes in
"Are you a piece of twine?"
"Yes I am"
"Get out, we don't serve pieces of twine in here"
Third one scruffs himself up a bit and twists his body before going in
"Are you a piece of twine"





























"No, I'm a frayed knot"





















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