Jokes thread......

[sigourney's knickers]

Not funny.
My wife is in her 30s and is very fit, attractive and passionate.

Fit, so she can do the following...

Attract you to the idea of being ridden with a strapon and passionate in making it hurt.

Buckle up baby!

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

Fit, so she can do the following...

Attract you to the idea of being ridden with a strapon and passionate in making it hurt.

Buckle up baby!

Get stuffed!

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Get stuffed!

Ergo receiver

 

[the fisherman]

true story but funny(well i thought so). in costa today spoke to the new barrista and asked her where she was from, ukraine she smiled , and why did you leave says i?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

true story but funny(well i thought so). in costa today spoke to the new barrista and asked her where she was from, ukraine she smiled , and why did you leave says i?

.... to talk to western cocks like you.

 

[the fisherman]

.... to talk to western cocks like you.

not really, there is a load of hassle over there at the moment so i think thats why she left.

 

[psy93]

What have UCC and CIT students got in common? They all applied to UCC

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

 

[jimmym]

When i was younger i appeared in a few bondage videos, I was strapped for cash at the time,

 

[Dr. Aaoouh]