A New Zealand guy was washed up on an isolated island after his boat sank following a severe storm, and, came across a dog and a sheep who would be his company for the time being, until he might be discovered by anyone and rescued.
He was there for weeks on end, and, after a while he started to have sexual feelings towards the sheep, but every time he tried to make advances there,the dog would start barking and force him away.
This continued endlessly until one day ,out of the blue,a beautiful Scandinavian young blonde found herself on the same island having been washed up there also.
The New Zealander couldn't believe his luck even though he longed to be rescued by now,and,explained to the Scandinavian girl what had happened to him ,and, how long he had been there with no rescue in sight,and that he only had a dog and sheep for company.
She resigned herself to the same fate,though relieved to have survived her own personal tragedy.
On their first night together he looked into her eyes and said to her quietly "I know you have only just arrived here and I have been here for so long now but I need to ask you something which would mean so much to me"
The blonde moved closer towards him and said "I understand ...what would you like me to do ?" and he then replied "Is there any chance you could take the dog for a walk ?"