Jokes thread......

[Dr. Aaoouh]

Two mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night.

First Guy: "I'm gonna be honest, this place is scaring the shit out of me"

Second Guy: *sneers* "You're scared? I gotta walk back alone!"

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

 

[Pooman]

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?

 

[markyboy]

A zen buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand

The man inside asks "what can i do for you"

The buddhist says "make me one with everything"

 

[MrFrisp]

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I don't get it..

 

[markyboy]

I don't get it..

No matter what American advertising is selling you it’s always upbeat and happy clappy including the cannibalism.

 

[Channa]

A zen buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand

The man inside asks "what can i do for you"

The buddhist says "make me one with everything"

Buddha paid with a $20 note. When he asked for change, hot dog vendor replied "change comes only from within"

 

[Apollo Creed]

I don't get it..

Every american drug ad, which are 50% of the content of the many ad breaks they have, first sell how the drug will make everything great with happy people getting on with their fabulous lives after taking the drug. Then they have a voice at the end at twice speed rattling off the many terrible side effects.

 

[King Silkbeard]

https://bsky.app/profile/mdpb53.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3mwvkwkgesk2o

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]