A Good Samaritan
At 3am my wife and I were woken up by loud banging on our front door. I got up and there was a drunk standing in the pouring rain, asking for a push.
"Are you insane? It's 3 in the morning!!" I yelled and slammed the door and went back to the bedroom.
"Who was that?" my wife asked .
“Just some drunk asking for a push." I replied.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
“No, I did not, it's 3am and it's pouring rain" I replied.
My wife then said, "Don't you remember three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself! You should help him!"
Feeling guilty I got dressed and went out and called, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." He replied.
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes, please."
"Where are you?"
"Over here...on the swing."
