Jokes thread......

[Dr. Aaoouh]

It's Christmas time, and the mailman walks up to deliver the mail. The lady opens the door and says "Merry Christmas John, come on in!" She leads him to the bedroom, fucks his brains out, gives him a dollar and fixes him a big breakfast; eggs sausage, biscuits and gravy.

As he was leaving, he said "Mrs Smith, what was that about?" She replies "Well, I asked my husband what to get you for Christmas, and he said 'Fuck him, give him a dollar'. The breakfast was my idea."

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

 

[Jimmy the Gent]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2091924151955042538

 

[King Silkbeard]

Robots are the future they improve upon us.
The Robots.

https://bsky.app/profile/rvbdrm.com%2Fpost%2F3mtwxs7zzzc2t

 

[Pontipine]

 

[Pontipine]

A teacher asks her class to use the word 'Contagious' in a sentence...

Harry says: 'At the End of WW1 there was the Spanish flu & it was very contagious'

'That's right', said the teacher

Jessica stands up & says: 'In Europe during the Middle Ages there was the bubonic plague & it was highly contagious'

'Well done,' said the teacher.

Finally, at the back of the room, young Johnny stands & he said, Our next door neighbour bought a 1-inch brush to paint his whole house with, & my dad said:

'It will take the contagious...'

 

[Pontipine]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2093253322937454722

 

[markyboy]

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]