Jokes thread......

[sigourney's knickers]

Oldie.



A man walks down a street in Belfast during the height of The Troubles.

He gets ambushed, dragged into an alleyway and has a gun put to his head.

A voice behind him asks... '

Are you Catholic or Protestant?'

Man responds quickly ...

'Neither. I'm Jewish.'





'Wow... I must be the luckiest Arab in Belfast.'

 

[outdagap]

 

[Pooman]

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That's Christianophobic....

 

[omar]

That's Christianophobic....

Jesus would see the funny side. Sure didn't he turn around on good Friday and say put me up on the cross. I can't listen to Soundie anymore.

 

[MrFrisp]

Ahhh, ffs, shur, didn't he go on the piss on Friday, turn up Sunday, and get away with it?

 

[Pooman]

Jesus would see the funny side. Sure didn't he turn around on good Friday and say put me up on the cross. I can't listen to Soundie anymore.

I feel his pain....

 

[Yermon]

I feel his pain....

Judas!

 

[markyboy]

I decided to go swimming yesterday

And while I was there I really need to pee so I thought I’d go in the deep end.

Well let me tell you you the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in.

 

[Pontipine]

A warning for a few of of the senior citizens on here

https://twitter.com/x/status/2042538922425635245

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]