Jokes thread......

[skybluebarry]

The Royal Family are said to be devastated after Prince Andrew’s car crash next Wednesday.

 

[skybluebarry]

I was on the verge of winning the pub quiz last night.......the last question was 'Where do Women have the curliest hair'?

My answer was wrong, It seems the answer is Fiji................

 

[markyboy]

I met a guy in Egypt who said I could buy a monument for $500.

Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.

 

[Skybluebarry1]

A friend just rang that he got sacked from his jobas a Bingo caller.

Apparently, " A meal for two with a hairy view" is not the way to call No 69!

I had the same experience

I also got sacked from my job as a Bingo caller.
Apparently,

Hair on muff,
fair enough
15

Is also frowned upon

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

 

[Jimmy the Gent]

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

 

[BillyMorganRuinedMyLife]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2028547162590638290

Thanks for that, ODG, now we can never watch that film without hearing it the new way

& it’ll be EVERY Christmas with Granny, Grandad, & the smallies gathered around the tv

 

[markyboy]

I told my doctor my hearing is getting worse.

He said “describe the symptoms.”

I said “well, Homer is fat, and Marge has blue hair…”