Jokes thread......

[Dr. Aaoouh]

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Tbf, when his girlfriend asked what her most cherished secret fantasy, she looked at his crotch and said “I’d like a foot”.

 

[markyboy]

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

 

[outdagap]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2015662320270152046

 

[outdagap]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016672934828687649

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I dipped my toe in.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

 

[Hallbopping]

 

[PussyinBoots]

I just asked Alexa to tell me a joke:

"What's black and white and red all over"

"An Educated Penguin"



Very bad imo.

 

[Handy Run]

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