An Irishman applying for a blacksmiths job was asked if he had any experience shoeing horses, the Irishman said no but i once told a donkey to fuck off!
Paddy speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No! Paddy shouts, this is her husband!
Found my cat dead in the washing machine last night .
At least he died in Comfort !
Paddy speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No! Paddy shouts, this is her husband!
Found my cat dead in the washing machine last night .
At least he died in Comfort !
