Norrie jokes
How do you start an argument with a Norrie?
Speak!
What do you call a Norrie in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.
What do you call a Norrie in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What do you say to a Norrie at work?
Can i have a big mac please?
What do Norrie use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
If you see a Norrie on a bike, why should you try not to run him over?
It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Norrie and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What's the first question at a Norrie quiz night?
"What you looking' at?"
Norrie in a car without any drum 'n' bass pumping on the stereo. Who's driving?
The police.
What do you call a Norrie in a suit?
The accused
Apologies to all Norries on here which is probably most of ye