Jokes thread......

Okay, today is not starting off well. This morning, my beautiful wife - who I love dearly - went clothes shopping for holiday sales. She texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked, ”Does this make me look fat?” I texted back "Noo!” but my phone autocorrected it to “Moo!” Please send help.
 
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