Jokes thread......

[Stromovka]

 

[Matlock]

This is how I picture Mattie's fella:
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You spend a disturbing amount of time thinking about me...

 

[PussyinBoots]

You spend a disturbing amount of time thinking about me...

Disturbing for you, maybe. But for me it's time well spent.

 

[Handy Run]

You spend a disturbing amount of time thinking about me...

He's entitled to it

 

[Crankycorner]

You spend a disturbing amount of time thinking about me...

I can empathise.

 

[Pontipine]

 

[fed up]

A nun caught me dipping my balls in holy water.


She told me I was sack-religious.

More degrees than a thermometer and this is the best you can come up with ?

 

[Matlock]

More degrees than a thermometer and this is the best you can come up with ?

It was the pop bitch offering this week!

 

[Crankycorner]

A nun caught me dipping my balls in holy water.


She told me I was sack-religious.

This just made the baby Jesus cry.

 

[fed up]

It was the pop bitch offering this week!

I was up in court during the week for robbing Viagra from a chemist. The gardai described me as a hardened criminal.

The woman judge gave me a sentence of circumcision, it was a rip off.