Jokes thread......

[Stromovka]

 

[TheOutdoorThreadmill]

I must be stoopid, I don't get it.

Google hawk tuah girl, she's been trending the last few days

 

[ElderBerries]

Google hawk tuah girl, she's been trending the last few days

"It all started when the reveller was asked “What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?”

Her hilariously honest answer has made her an overnight internet sensation, “Oh, you have got to give it that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang, you get me?” Now the netizens have finally identified the girl."

It's said that she is/was a pre-school teacher and has since been fired

 

[gaffer falls]

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
You can't make a vitamin..

God bless Benny Hill

 

[PussyinBoots]

Hawk Tuah girl:

 

[PussyinBoots]

Google hawk tuah girl, she's been trending the last few days

 

[TheOutdoorThreadmill]

"It all started when the reveller was asked “What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?”

Her hilariously honest answer has made her an overnight internet sensation, “Oh, you have got to give it that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang, you get me?” Now the netizens have finally identified the girl."

It's said that she is/was a pre-school teacher and has since been fired

Link?

 

[Stromovka]

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

 

[poulgorm]

Son to father:
"Father, am I adopted?"
Father to son:
"No, you're not. If I were adopting, do you fucking think I would pick you?"