Jokes thread......

[markyboy]

As he’s in town.

A sick man visits a doctor. The doctor runs a few tests, and comes back to the patient saying "Well, it looks like you have Tom Jones disease".

The man asks, "Tom Jones disease? Never heard of it, is it common?"

The doctor replies, "It's Not Unusual".

 

[Meridian]

 

[the fisherman]

new band out called "prevention".. they're better than " the cure".

 

[Drucker]

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

 

[sigourney's knickers]

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Is that you taking her up the rough?

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Is that you taking her up the rough?

Excuse me? I Don't think you know me at all

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Excuse me? I Don't think you know me at all

Beaker.

Me me... Me me me me, me me

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Beaker.

Me me... Me me me me, me me

I actually love that guy

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I actually love that guy