Johnny Depp..

[J.R.R. hartley]

Shit just got real:

Thought it said 'let's bum amber'

 

[stan ogden]

Saw a bit of him on the stand. I was losing the will to live he was taking so fucking long to say anything.

+ 1 … I was bored off my tits with the drawn out monontone, the long pauses, and then he’d just repeat what he said a minute or two earlier.

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

I wouldn't attract a fly at this stage, even if I had scissor hands.

My best days are behind me.

The memories are all I have.

You are as old as the woman you're feeling Merch!

 

[PussyinBoots]

Thought it said 'let's bum amber'

I'd like to bum you Mr Hartley
I'm a big fan of your fly fishing book

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

You are as old as the woman you're feeling Merch!

That's how I got sacked from my job in the nursing home

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

That's how I got sacked from my job in the nursing home

The opposite of clunge. Plunge (at your peril).

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

That's how I got sacked from my job in the nursing home

 

[fed up]

Lol, objecting to his own question.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1518703536053362690

 

[markyboy]

Only watching this for the first time now. Cross examination woman mauling poor Amber lol

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

The verdict in the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard trial is expected to be announced soon.