Irish Rail

[Hallbopping]

What are you doing on a train on Easter Sunday you absolute pleb?

On my way home from Limerick. Tis a nice evening in Limerick Jct to be fair but your man is an absolute head the ball. He was tapping away at the table and clicking his tongue like he was summoning a horse.

I was lucky to make it out alive tbh.

 

[omar]

On my way home from Limerick. Tis a nice evening in Limerick Jct to be fair but your man is an absolute head the ball. He was tapping away at the table and clicking his tongue like he was summoning a horse.

I was lucky to make it out alive tbh.

You're lucky he didn't saddle and ride you.

 

[Hallbopping]

You're lucky he didn't saddle and ride you.

Or cut my willy off.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

On my way home from Limerick. Tis a nice evening in Limerick Jct to be fair but your man is an absolute head the ball. He was tapping away at the table and clicking his tongue like he was summoning a horse.

I was lucky to make it out alive tbh.

And what were you doing in Limerick?

And who were you with?

Well??

 

[Hallbopping]

And what were you doing in Limerick?

And who were you with?

Well??

Cork match.

On my own. My brothers car broke down near Drogheda so he bailed on me. The bastard.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Cork match.

On my own. My brothers car broke down near Drogheda so he bailed on me. The bastard.

What was he doing near Drogheda?

There are more questions than answers here CrankY and you'd want to sort that ASAP.

 

[Hallbopping]

What was he doing near Drogheda?

There are more questions than answers here CrankY and you'd want to sort that ASAP.

He lives up in Nordy land.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

He lives up in Nordy land.

I don't believe any of this tbh

 

[Hallbopping]

I don't believe any of this tbh

Ok you caught me.

I’m having an affair and use trains so my car doesn’t smell like other women.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Ok you caught me.

I’m having an affair and use trains so my car doesn’t smell like other women.

The story about your brother is more believable than any woman being interested in you tbh