Irish Politician caught in Russian Honeytrap

[ElderBerries]

Heads turned and the lads were drooling when the stunning lady walked into ST Vincents clubhouse, They had never seen anyone as beautiful,
She walked up to the bar and asked for a Gin & tonic in broken english, Your are not from around here are you? asked the barman.
No she replied i am from Moscow and i have developed an obsession with ST VINCENTS gaa club , My university instructed us to pick a club anywhere in the world, We picked names from a hat, My friends got Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Dallas cowboys, I got ST Vincents so i decide to travel here to see the club
and learn more, I Hear Mr Gould is the man i need to see, The barman replied , Ah yes Tommy is your man he is over there playing DON with the lads,
She walks seductively over to where Tommy is sitting, Silence descends on the bar as the lads follow her every step, One fella gets a dig in the ribs from
his wife and she tells him to stop drooling, Hello Mr Gould my name is Olga and i am here to discover more details about your club,
No problem Love replies Tommy, Sit down there and we will have a chat, Tommy calls for two packs of bacon fries and they chat,
Tommy is astonished at how much she knows about Vincents, She recites the names of lots of current and ex players, She lists the trophies
they have won down the years, After a few hours of chatting she puts on her coat and hands Tommy a card with her number and says anytime you
need to discuss any matters about St Vincents you can call me,

Obviously a work of fiction - unfortunately, there's no way you'd have four for a game of DON these days.

 

[Meridian]

Heads turned and the lads were drooling when the stunning lady walked into ST Vincents clubhouse, They had never seen anyone as beautiful,
She walked up to the bar and asked for a Gin & tonic in broken english, Your are not from around here are you? asked the barman.
No she replied i am from Moscow and i have developed an obsession with ST VINCENTS gaa club , My university instructed us to pick a club anywhere in the world, We picked names from a hat, My friends got Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Dallas cowboys, I got ST Vincents so i decide to travel here to see the club
and learn more, I Hear Mr Gould is the man i need to see, The barman replied , Ah yes Tommy is your man he is over there playing DON with the lads,
She walks seductively over to where Tommy is sitting, Silence descends on the bar as the lads follow her every step, One fella gets a dig in the ribs from
his wife and she tells him to stop drooling, Hello Mr Gould my name is Olga and i am here to discover more details about your club,
No problem Love replies Tommy, Sit down there and we will have a chat, Tommy calls for two packs of bacon fries and they chat,
Tommy is astonished at how much she knows about Vincents, She recites the names of lots of current and ex players, She lists the trophies
they have won down the years, After a few hours of chatting she puts on her coat and hands Tommy a card with her number and says anytime you
need to discuss any matters about St Vincents you can call me,

Then Tommy walks back up to the bar man and says to him
C'mere wha does that saaaayy?
As he shows him the card.

 

[El Guapo]

Breaking News: Jerry Buttimer is not Cobalt,



And in the ultimate pisstake a female Senator got up when he was finished to confirm she wasn't either ?

Isnt that exactly what a good spy would say?

 

[markyboy]

https://m.independent.ie/irish-news...s-to-non-political-conference/a791963196.html Just what the world needs. The Bertie Ahern taking the piss tapes.

 

[Blue Jasmin]

Hopefully this puts an end to Bertie's hopes regarding the Aras.

We all knew what Putin was about in 2017.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

The Russian agent was overheard promising Agent Cobalt "Ve vill beeld an event centre on d naaarthside"

 

[TheOutdoorThreadmill]

"He said that he was taoiseach during the period in question and received security briefings, "but I was never told and never briefed that there was a spy in the Oireachtas".

Martin 'never told' there was spy in the Oireachtas

Tánaiste and Minister for Defence Micheál Martin has said he has never received a security briefing "saying there's a spy in the Oireachtas".

www.rte.ie

 

[jimmym]

Olgas handler in Moscow tells her in order to get closer to Tommy she needs to go to a St Vincents match, She discovers they are playing in ballinlough
on the following sunday morning, She heads to the match and wanders over to the bank where Tommy is standing, Tommy is both surprised and happy
to see her, She listens in and makes mental notes of some of the things Tommy shouts during the match,
She later relays her information back to Moscow and they are now trying to work out what "Goway ow dat ref" means,

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Olgas handler in Moscow tells her in order to get closer to Tommy she needs to go to a St Vincents match, She discovers they are playing in ballinlough
on the following sunday morning, She heads to the match and wanders over to the bank where Tommy is standing, Tommy is both surprised and happy
to see her, She listens in and makes mental notes of some of the things Tommy shouts during the match,
She later relays her information back to Moscow and they are now trying to work out what "Goway ow dat ref" means,

While in Cork, Olga decides to take in a Sundays Well rugby game. She contacts a former Social Democrats politician, who suggests visiting Cork City Gaol before strolling down to the game

 

[Rebel CNC]

Olgas handler in Moscow tells her in order to get closer to Tommy she needs to go to a St Vincents match, She discovers they are playing in ballinlough
on the following sunday morning, She heads to the match and wanders over to the bank where Tommy is standing, Tommy is both surprised and happy
to see her, She listens in and makes mental notes of some of the things Tommy shouts during the match,
She later relays her information back to Moscow and they are now trying to work out what "Goway ow dat ref" means,

Olga sidles up to Tommy and showing bit more leg whispers into his ear "you are a very interesting man Mister Gould, I will do anything you want"!!

Olga is however a bit nonplussed to soon find herself standing outside city hall holding up a placard saying "More buses for the Northside" and shouting "Marylou is my taoiseach" into a megaphone!!