Heads turned and the lads were drooling when the stunning lady walked into ST Vincents clubhouse, They had never seen anyone as beautiful,
She walked up to the bar and asked for a Gin & tonic in broken english, Your are not from around here are you? asked the barman.
No she replied i am from Moscow and i have developed an obsession with ST VINCENTS gaa club , My university instructed us to pick a club anywhere in the world, We picked names from a hat, My friends got Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Dallas cowboys, I got ST Vincents so i decide to travel here to see the club
and learn more, I Hear Mr Gould is the man i need to see, The barman replied , Ah yes Tommy is your man he is over there playing DON with the lads,
She walks seductively over to where Tommy is sitting, Silence descends on the bar as the lads follow her every step, One fella gets a dig in the ribs from
his wife and she tells him to stop drooling, Hello Mr Gould my name is Olga and i am here to discover more details about your club,
No problem Love replies Tommy, Sit down there and we will have a chat, Tommy calls for two packs of bacon fries and they chat,
Tommy is astonished at how much she knows about Vincents, She recites the names of lots of current and ex players, She lists the trophies
they have won down the years, After a few hours of chatting she puts on her coat and hands Tommy a card with her number and says anytime you
need to discuss any matters about St Vincents you can call me,
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