IOTY 2026 Repository.

[thegillabbeygowl]

But home was a cardboard box at that time ?

Might as well have been.
It was tiny.
The 1 Window had bars on it with view onto a tiny concrete yard that couldn’t be accessed.

 

[El Guapo]

Might as well have been.
It was tiny.
The 1 Window had bars on it with view onto a tiny concrete yard that couldn’t be accessed.

Unless you jimmied it open with a bank card sized object while having a fag

 

[Carmona]

It’s offline but I surely will be favourite for IOTY 2026 for this.

Just dropped ex Mrs Boppy to the train in her car. Dropped the little man to pre school. Came home.

Then it hit me.

Sans keys.

Had to ring the landlord to come over and leave me in at 7.30 in the morning.

He wasn’t thrilled tbh.

Offline surely can't count. Sure lads could make up any shit they wanted, and even if another Proccer claimed they'd seen it, nah can't be having that.

 

[El Guapo]

Offline surely can't count. Sure lads could make up any shit they wanted, and even if another Proccer claimed they'd seen it, nah can't be having that.

Maybe Greedy is the landlord

That would surely count

 

[Carmona]

Maybe Greedy is the landlord

That would surely count

That would change EVERYTHING. Especially if they included a scan of the Sky monthly contract as proof.

 

[Matlock]

Many many years ago I represented a guy on car theft and other minor charges a few times.

At the time I had a really shitty micra, and it was possible to lock the keys into it, which I did one day in town.

As I was standing there trying to figure out what the fuck to do, yer man walked past. There followed an awkward exchange where he offered to pop the lock on the car because "my cousin's a mechanic and he showed me how to do it"

It was alarming how quickly he could get into the car though. 30 seconds i'd say ;-)

 

[fed up]

Many many years ago I represented a guy on car theft and other minor charges a few times.

At the time I had a really shitty micra, and it was possible to lock the keys into it, which I did one day in town.

As I was standing there trying to figure out what the fuck to do, yer man walked past. There followed an awkward exchange where he offered to pop the lock on the car because "my cousin's a mechanic and he showed me how to do it"

It was alarming how quickly he could get into the car though. 30 seconds i'd say ;-)

The old fella could do that in about 10 seconds flat.

Ford worker like.

 

[Roxetten]

It’s offline but I surely will be favourite for IOTY 2026 for this.

Just dropped ex Mrs Boppy to the train in her car. Dropped the little man to pre school. Came home.

Then it hit me.

Sans keys.

Had to ring the landlord to come over and leave me in at 7.30 in the morning.

He wasn’t thrilled tbh.

^Nominating yourself for IOTY.

#Bookmarked

#2026

 

[Hallbopping]

Offline surely can't count. Sure lads could make up any shit they wanted, and even if another Proccer claimed they'd seen it, nah can't be having that.

Fair, I’ll have to start acting like an idiot on the PROC then.

 

[Roxetten]

Fair, I’ll have to start acting like an idiot on the PROC then.

Start acting like one?